Sunday, May 24, 2009

The Votes Are in!

A recent aim conversation between Reed and I gave birth to a few predictions/superlatives which I've decided to list below.

But first, props to Brian for the blog idea! Also, you should post that video once you add in whatever you wanted to add! I'm going to Chicago in the second week of June. I may be headed to South Bend for a day or two in there, not sure yet. Prolly just a day, as I can't see my mom being happy bout me ditching her for SB. Uh, I'm doing some freelance dance stuff out here for the summer. I figure it's good for my wallet, nomadic schedule, and my resume!! I promise you I am not stripping... much.

Gloria's Predictions AKA Your Destiny
Yeah, I've chosen not to explain or excuse these. I didn't make you futures, I just read them. Some of you will experience great and wonderful things in life... some of you will experience explosive diarrhea. C'est la vie.
  • Most likely to be a cougar - Sandmonster
  • Most likely to get away with a crime - Jamie
  • Most likely to have the coolest spouse who we're secretly jealous of - Loveshovel
  • Most likely to have a restraining order against them - Simonso
  • Most likely to write a book and then never read it - Reed
  • Most likely to be on the cover of a magazine - Megan
  • Most likely to accidentally end up raising 9 kids - Brian
  • Most likely to befriend movie star while on a plane to an unknown destination - Belma
  • Most likely to beat up their kid's incompetent little league coach - Lauren
  • Most likely to break up the fight after Lauren gets in some good punches - Tracy
  • Most likely to furnish their entire home with IKEA furniture - Abby
  • Most likely to unwittingly be the leader of a cult - Kobes
  • Most likely to discover another dimension - Dan
  • Most likely to live in 5 continents -Ale
  • Most likely to party with undergrads until they are in their late 30s - Gimpy
  • Most likely to get explosive diarrhea this summer - Jeremy
  • Most likely to run into their last hookup and their next hookup in line at the bank - Bridget
  • Most likely to have a sandwich named after them - Joe
  • Most likely to be the reason for a rule against marshmallow guns in the office - Liz
Peace

3 comments:

  1. hahaha...this was hilarious.
    also, speaking of marshmallow guns- i found mine the other day. VICTORY!
    oh and who is 'nottheone'? i was looking at names of people on the blog and WHO ARE YOU?

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  2. hmmm I know! But I'll never tell...
    dude it's loveshovel.

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  3. I can only hope that what I got voted as happens... I doubt it though.

    Oh and I decided to stick with the name I tend to use on wordpress etc. Its simply an obscure reference to Babylon 5.

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