Imagine that the rest of your family is on vacation, leaving you the house to yourself. You may be tempted to host a beer pong match on your kitchen table.
If you decide that this is a good idea, make sure you clean up before family members start arriving home the next day.
If you fail to do so, hope that the first family member to arrive lets it slide, giving you time to finish cleaning before the rest get home.
If you are successful at cleaning, make sure that in doing so you don't mistakenly set up the table in the wrong orientation.
If you forget which way the table goes and guess it wrong, pray that your parents still give you the benefit of the doubt, in which case you will still possibly get off scott free.
. . . As long as you don't leave a receipt lying around tracking your purchase of ping pong balls, cups, and beer.
My brother makes me look like a saint :-D
HAHA. Too funny. What is it with your family leaving receipts/ evidence laying around. Didn't you get in trouble last year for buying booze for your brother and then leaving the receipt out? or was that someone else? Either way...it is pretty amusing. I love it when you don't even have to try to look good...other people help you out! :)
ReplyDeleteMy parents are leaving town this weekend. I'm either leaving town myself or going to have a giant flip cup tourney. Is that the lesson I shoulda learned?
ReplyDeleteAlso, hahahaha your brother just got served!!!!
Cullsey please do something like this and make Cullen look like even more of an angel.
psh, since when was bridget an agnel? i don't understand...
ReplyDeletealso, wow brian. david has outdone himself this time.
Update: My parents are weary of the situation, but didn't actually make a deal out of it. Even after he waltzed into the house with two 30 racks of Busch to take to his friend's 4th of July party. Maybe it has to do with him having a more legit job than I do.
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